哀码农

夫码农者,it之民工也。多孤身之宅男,邋遢之撸客。或出于技校,或出于大学,道之同辙,命之同运也。

天将降码农之命于身者,惟命途多舛,尝埋于键盘之间,彻夜奋战,枯黄憔悴。哀需求之多变,叹领导之逼迫,愁任务之多艰,伤bug之常现。

每报工之时,如丐帮之行乞,捧项目之代码,拖无尽之需求,缠褴褛之CR,目光呆滞,口中哀哀有词:大叔大婶可怜可怜给点工时吧……

求之于工时,报之于心酸。日夜之苦战,冬夏之血汗。地位之低,人人可管。工作之艰,鬼神可叹。需求、设计、项目、测试、安全、质量各方可评,甚于一票否决之。所有之问题,归于码农之误;产品之出产,降于码农之肩。动辄口诛笔伐,动辄考评减分,动辄奖金受挫。邻人尝笑之:码农何家须养!码农如黄牛,默默承受,辛苦耕耘,饿食泡面,渴饮冷水,彻夜加班,奋斗不息。竟至面黄肌瘦,双目无神,木讷难言,妹子逃窜。

然世人尝误之,令修电脑,且伴疑语:尔学电脑,竟搞不定?!

呜呼,悲哉我辛劳之码农,哀哉我苦命之民工。

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